Cereal Enthusiast. Serial Enthusiast. Lover of things, and cats.
(Every now and again there may be some nsfw posts, but i'll tag it as such! (^_−)−☆)
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!
lesbian: hi want to be friends
straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...
i just washed a dog that owns a fucking private jet this fucking dog flies first class everywhere ive never flown first class this fucking pile of floof has a better life than me im fucking jealous of a dog