Cereal Enthusiast. Serial Enthusiast. Lover of things, and cats.
(Every now and again there may be some nsfw posts, but i'll tag it as such! (^_−)−☆)

 

stryxcorp:

why is kissing someone while they’re angry considered cute. if i was in an argument with someone and they kissed me i’d probably knee them in the crotch

(Source: cloacer)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped

me the second i get home: nah

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended