Cereal Enthusiast. Serial Enthusiast. Lover of things, and cats.
(Every now and again there may be some nsfw posts, but i'll tag it as such! (^_−)−☆)
me about girls: wow!! wow
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT
AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT
WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
My brother: what's the point of a second season of free
Him: what more do they have to do
Me: make some gay ships canon