Cereal Enthusiast. Serial Enthusiast. Lover of things, and cats.
(Every now and again there may be some nsfw posts, but i'll tag it as such! (^_−)−☆)

 

monkeyrubster:

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove

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lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

(Source: iraffiruse)

straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!

lesbian: hi want to be friends

straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...

i just washed a dog that owns a fucking private jet this fucking dog flies first class everywhere ive never flown first class this fucking pile of floof has a better life than me im fucking jealous of a dog

The coolest mug I own! Thank you mandy!!!

The coolest mug I own! Thank you mandy!!!